- Oil ain't the only thing running out. Say adios to food: http://bit.ly/bTcTju And to helium: http://bit.ly/b8qTaS Stock up on H2O, too. #fb
- Proof that maintaining a movie theater's marquee is, indeed, an art form: http://huff.to/cO4D68 (PHOTO) #fb
- And now, it is time for your daily dose of cute: a tiny baby hamster eating broccoli – http://youtu.be/9mCIgmIflqg (VIDEO) #fb
- My wife & I have a contentious mixed marriage: she likes Carolina-style BBQ, and I prefer Kansas City-style. Somehow, we make it work. #fb
- I'm writing a nonfic book w/ @bryan6744 titled NO TURNING BACK. @ronny_corral "is the WiP something you're going to tell us about?"
- You can avoid that by hate-fucking your enemies. @WhitneyCummings "The problem with make up sex is that you have to actually make up."
- The new roast DVDs are here! Big thanks to all who helped make it or who contributed to its budget. Copies start shipping out on Friday! #fb
- And I thought I'd had some great car crashes in GTA4… VIDEO: "Insane 100-mph Crash Caught on Tape" – http://bit.ly/9XyTBs (via @wired) #fb
- Money can't buy happiness, but it can accessorize misery so well that it -feels- like happiness.
- I've finished the 1st draft of NO TURNING BACK, a nonfiction book I'm co-writing w/ @bryan6744. Tomorrow, I'll start the polishing draft.