- @SizzlerKistler You can fool future archaeologists by building a shrine to yourself adorned by 1,000 jars of pickles. What? You =did= that? in reply to SizzlerKistler
- I think my cat lies awake nights plotting all the places in which she can pee & the perfect angles at which to do so, to most annoy me. #fb
- @scottedelman – You should've called up George W. Bush. He *loves* clearing brush. in reply to scottedelman
- Saw the new IRON MAN 2 trailer. It did its job: I *really* want to see this flick & hope it's great. http://bit.ly/9QB82f
- Time to start my read-through and polishing draft of ZERO SUM GAME … and find out just how much it sucks. Yes…I love this part.
- http://twitpic.com/17dlut – (PHOTO) The Existential Beauty of Godzilla Haiku ( io9: http://bit.ly/aX6Lox )
- @feliciaday – Congrats on the "RED" gig! Glad to see my former employer hasn't yet run out of fairy tales to retread… in reply to feliciaday
- Perfect timing! Just finished a book & ready to script new Scorpy! @Rockne_S "Now must write next Scorpius comic arc to turn in this week!"
- My senile old cat walked in a bathtub filled with bleach cleanser. How do I know? The pale pawprints seared into our rugs and carpets. #fb
- And the hits keep on comin' — my wife's favorite hair dryer died for no apparent reason. Guess we'll have to go out today to buy a new one.
- Quest for my wife's new hair dryer started as a surgical strike & turned into a figurative carpet bombing; we came home with a ton o' stuff.
- Unreality-SF.net has announced its finalists for 2009 Tie-In Story of the Year. On the shortlist: my novel PRECIPICE. – http://bit.ly/99lPuM
- @ice_wine – If you have a place to put me & Kara, I've always wanted to visit Jerusalem… :-) in reply to ice_wine
- Today's brunch consisted of homemade apple pie w/melted cheddar on top, and a latte. Being an adult means you can skip a balanced breakfast.
- Just watched ANGELA'S ASHES. I think my favorite line is, "If it was a sin, I didn't give a fiddler's fart!"
- @LucienneDiver – You can't think of anything sadder than seeing your book on eBay? What a charmed life you lead, agent o' mine… ;-) in reply to LucienneDiver
- After spending nearly an hour cleaning up after my geriatric cat, I have concluded that my beloved beast is, in fact, a urinary savant.
- @drewshi2000 – Ashamed to admit that I have not read the book ANGELA'S ASHES, despite numerous exhortations by my lovely wife to do so. in reply to drewshi2000
- @u_Bik – 'Twas my pleasure. Thanks for the thoughtful and favorable review of THE SORROWS OF EMPIRE. :-) in reply to u_Bik
- Spent my night editing & rendering digital video. Intro clip for Mike Friedman's charity roast is mostly done; just need 4 roasters' photos.