- Wishing a very happy birthday to @wilw even though he totally brushed me off at #SDCC in 2008. But I'm not bitter – just terminally obscure.
- "Mawwiage is what bwings us together today." @tweetjesse "takin a pic of myself dressed as a PRIEST 4 my MuppetSnowWhite comic book series!"
- Alannis Morrisette found a black fly in her Chardonnay. I just found one in my coffee. Methinks this an inauspicious omen for my day. #fb
- I stared at a blank page all afternoon, frustrated … then I had a new idea for the chapter. The system works! (FYI, "system" = "drinking")
- Amy "Long Island Lolita" Fisher inks deal to star in 4 XXX films – http://huff.to/b2CndB – I guess it's her turn to take a shot in the face.
- Just saw some great pics by Jen Snyder of the roast from Shore Leave a few weeks ago, including a great backstage shot of Kevin Sorbo. #fb
- Another slow day at the keyboard: added only 3,400 words to the WiP. Here's hoping the pace picks up tomorrow. #fb
- Another insanely late night, 2 more sequences edited for the roast DVD. Only 2 sequences & end credits away from a rough cut. Not bad. #fb
- Was useless today: had a life instead of writing. Met friends for lunch, then my wife and I had a Thai dinner with departing friends. #fb
- Slept at a bad angle last night, awoke w/ hideous back pain. I guess my Monday called in sick yesterday & has just shown up for work. #fb
- My favorite quote-out-of-context for today – Jon Stewart: "I'm a Japanese snow monkey." #fb
- Yet it's still satisfying. @warrenellis – "combo-punching real people in the face still doesn't make them turn into a shower of gold coins"
- Salon: "Are the American people obsolete?" – http://bit.ly/dfBxIh – Time for a new career in a growth indusrty: I shall build guillotines.
- I've found a good palliative for back pain: bourbon & lemonade. If only I could find a drink to help me write this book more quickly… #fb
- Added 3,900 words to the WiP. Technically just shy of target, but by less than I was over yesterday. So I'm calling it a night. #fb